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    September 13

    作诗

    前天,一个学生急赤白脸地打电话来,说他们学校的老师留了个写诗的作业,要每人写一首带有十个“一”的诗.
    范例是这样的:
               一帆一桨一渔舟, 一个渔翁一钓钩。
               一俯一仰一场笑, 一江明月一江秋。
    哈哈,简直是太难为他们了.
    他让我无论如何凑合给他写一个.
    于是我绞尽脑汁,在死了很多脑细胞,吃了一大块西瓜,看了半小时《喜羊羊和灰太狼》之后,终于勉勉强强,凑凑呵呵地写出了那么个“诗”,交给他了.
    今天他兴奋地打电话过来,说他们老师在班上严重地表扬了他一番.还在班上热烈地讨论了一番这首诗写的是谁.把他美得.
    可课后老师找他,笑呵呵地跟他说,诗写得不错,但一定不是他写的.
    于是,在老师的“威逼利诱下”,他终于把我供了出来.
    结果,他们那个破老师居然说:“这诗要是你爸妈写的,那真是很不错,但要是个以老师自居的人写的,那,着实不怎么样.”
    哼!不懂欣赏的家伙.
    我可是很欣赏自己的“诗”的.
                         一人一马一杆枪,一颗忠心一身胆。
                         一拼一杀一救主,一场恶仗一世名。
     
     
     

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